What You'll Get
Hair follicles often become emaciated due to constantly expending energy to retain their vice-like grip on the scalp. Bulk up thinned-out strands with today's Groupon: for $99, you get 13 low-level laser hair-loss treatments over the course of three months at Reese Hair Restoration in Edina (a $1,000 value).
Dr. Robert Reese conjures low-level laser power to thicken wispy strands into luscious locks. During an initial consultation, Dr. Reese's staff analyzes each patient’s hair caliber, color, and texture on a scale from spaghetti to rotini, and then devises a plan for treatment. Heads embark on a three-month treatment series, with a total of 13 weekly sessions that last 15 to 30 minutes each—the approximate amount of time required to eat enough spinach to sprout new hair. The treatments' cool laser energy permeates the thinking cap to help restore follicular couch potatoes to a more active lifestyle. After the initial three months, clients can continue coiffure reconstruction at a rate of $25 per session for the next 52 weeks, or until noggin gardens grow to the desired length.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 6, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate by 3/6/12, treatments expire 3 months from activation date. New clients only. May redeem across visits. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.