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Fighting off the horrific low 40s of a San Jose winter is best achieved when your body is a fitness temple and your mind is a fitness fireplace. Today’s Groupon preps your body with five yoga, Pilates, or gyrokinesis classes from Reformation Yoga & Pilates Studio. Astounding flexibility, core toughness, tough coreness, and thorough balance are all musts for dodging and evading winter’s minor gusts of chill and major gusts of holiday indulgence.
Get your body in line with five sessions of your choosing. Reformation’s relaxing and elegant studio houses two mat classrooms and one sizeable equipment room as well as a fleet of dedicated and certified instructors who will lead you along the mighty ropes of yoga, Pilates, or gyrokinesis, which is the ability to move land with your mind. These classes will engage your body in gentle movements that align the spine, increase posture, and work the many possible angles that the human body can explore without having its skeletal structure extracted and replaced with licorice.
Loosening your muscles and relaxing your mind and relaxing your muscles and loosening your mind through gentle adjustments will pump oxygen into your blood until you remember what it feels like to operate as a well-tuned human person. Regain control of your body, your breathing, and your motivation, as the benefits of all three workouts return vigor and vitality to your aura. Find the class time that fits your schedule with sessions starting early in the morning and going into the evening on weekdays.
Reviews
Reformation Yoga & Pilates Studio gets three stars from one InsiderPager and 4.5 stars from a trio of Yelpers:
- I went to visit the Reformation Studio and took my first Yoga class. It was great and the teacher was wonderful. The studio was very clean and I really enjoyed the experience. – Dawn M. InsiderPages
- I highly recommend this studio for people who want to experience true yoga. – Charlene P., Yelp
- The class was challenging, and the instructor and the other students were kind and welcoming. – jill p., Yelp
Common Reformations
Reformation Yoga will awaken your mind to the powers of positive transformation, and can reform not just a your body, but also your spirit. Here are some common reformations:
Troublemaking Teen: By adding a cup of virtue, a spoonful of tough love, and one experimental serum, you can reform a troublemaking teen into a science-werewolf, a living vampire, or a sentient block of wood that will never ride a motorcycle too loudly again.
Unruly House Pet: Pets need to respect their masters, and a healthy regimen of training, treats, and language tapes can reform any house pet into a speaking nightmare whose less-evolved vocal chords give its unnatural speech an extra dimension of terror.
Broken Refrigerator: Reform that broken refrigerator by putting a new, working fridge right next to it. The shame the broken refrigerator feels will compel it to leave home and not return until it is clad in the pelts of its enemies.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 3, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May buy multiple as gifts. Must redeem for 5 passes by 5/2/10. All classes must be used by 6/2/10. Passes are non-transferable. Not valid with other offers. No cash back. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.