Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, vagabonds, and royals pretending to be "regular people" for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. If you don't fit into one of these categories, pick up today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of dry-cleaning services at Regal Cleaners. This Groupon is valid at the Albany and Rotterdam locations, with free delivery to the Capital District, including Albany, Troy, Schenectady, East Greenbush, Saratoga, Slingerlands, and Glenmont.

Regal Cleaners tenderly tends to sullied attire using eco-friendly methods. Soiled sweaters, blouses, skirts, and pants ($7.65 each) are buffed clean of fiber-entrenching stains and malodorous dungeon aromas. Customers can spruce up a sports jacket ($8.45), expunge a mustard blotch from a men's shirt ($2.95), or polish a shiny new two-piece suit ($16.10) in a waterless washing session, leaving garments squeaky clean and more likely to break into song-and-dance numbers. These decontamination experts will speedily have all manner of garb ready for pickup or will deliver free of charge to the Capital District.