What You'll Get
Without regular maintenance, bodies will become unkempt and prone to breakdowns, leaving owners stranded in office hallways with sputtering legs or leaky mouth valves. Keep your soul carriage in mint condition with today's Groupon to ReGenesis Healing & Wellness Medi-Spa in Jersey City. Choose between the following options:
For $20, you get $40 worth of waxing services.
For $47, you get your choice of a one-hour Swedish, deep-tissue, or aromatherapy massage (up to a $110 value).
ReGenesis Healing & Wellness Medi-Spa's friendly staff indulges spa-goers with an array of body-coddling services and mind-calming massages. While defuzzing a multitude of skin surfaces, including eyebrows ($10–$15), underarms ($12–$15), and bikini lines ($30–$35), adept aestheticians employ the gentle, low-temperature Cirepil wax, imbuing sleekness seekers with hides as smooth and free of irritation as a sleeping porpoise. Men can polish forms by opting to remove shoulder moss ($25–$30), chin bristles ($8–$10), and sideburn tufts ($8–$10) in the manliest way possible—by ripping them out by the roots and then exploding them with C4. Alternatively, opt for one of three stress-melting massages and mold muscles back into shape without the use of an oversize taffy stretcher. The aromatherapy massage helps to relieve bodies from day-to-day tensions, naturally ridding bodies of toxins and clingy wet socks ($110). The Swedish massage employs long, fluid strokes to reduce pain, improve circulation, and unburden the mind through tranquil kneading ($95), and the deep-tissue massage releases chronic muscle tension from imprisonment in muscle knots through the targeted application of direct pressure and a well-placed laundry truck ($100).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 23, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Subject to availability. 24hr cancellation notice required. Non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About ReGenesis Healing & Wellness
Under the guidance of medical director Dr. Carol Skipper, ReGenesis Healing & Wellness’ multitalented staff steers visitors onto the path of wellness and beauty. The colorfully decorated center’s array of laser treatments harness intense, concentrated light to resolve common cosmetic complaints, such as spider veins, unwanted body hair, or a meteor barreling toward a freshly styled updo. Massage therapists use their well-practiced hands to ease aching muscles and send romantic partners floating away on a cloud of relaxation during soothing couples massages. ReGenesis’s menu of services also includes facials catered to both men and women.