What You'll Get
Without skincare centers, humans would have to shed their exoskeletons at home, needlessly cluttering living rooms and garages with the shells of their past. Today's Groupon lets you doff your expired epidermis in a proper facility: for $62, you get a superficial Illuminize chemical peel (a $125 value) at Regenesis Laser Skin Center in downtown. At Regenesis, slews of cosmetic treatments perk up pouty body sheaths and care for weather-beaten corpora. The 20-minute Illuminize peel curtails facial faults and restores juvenescence, gently regularizing the skin with peeling emissaries fit for a first-time peelee. After the procedure, the fresh-faced can get right back to their normal lives without having to take time off to recuperate in a pool of warm pistachio pudding.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 19, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiples as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.