Wrap yourself up in the comforting embrace of warm mud, close your eyes, and drift off to happyskinland on a pillow of aromatic steam. Today's deal whisks you away for a royal pampering from head to toe: $75 gets you a relaxing mud wrap and revitalizing full-body treatment from Rejuva Center for Plastic Surgery and Med Spa, a $150 value. Give your skin a special thank-you gift for diligently covering your body all day, every day, except for last Tuesday when it slept late and you had to go bonesies at work.
Your soothing one-hour treatment will detoxify and revitalize your entire exterior, hydrating your skin and improving its elasticity, a must for those pursuing careers in the NBA or Fantastic Four. Rejuva's anti-aging mud wrap improves sun-damaged skin with a mixture of marine sediments and brown algae, affectionately known by its scientific name: helper goo. Your treatment is heightened by the time capsule, which deepens relaxation with a mix of aromatic steam, Vichy shower, and soothing, chakra-balancing lighting. Your session also includes an invigorating scalp massage, facial treatment, and an exfoliating salt or sugar scrub for the entire body, depending on whether you feel sweeter than a donut or saltier than a diva.
The friendly experts at Rejuva will make sure your every inch is relaxed and renewed. Grab this deal and treat yourself to an all-over relaxifying treat.
There are no online reviews for Rejuva, but its website is packed with beaming testimonials from the happily rejuvenated:
- Thank you for making me feel confident and sexy! My self confidence has risen 100%! You are a wonderful, caring person and made me feel at ease immediately. Your staff is beyond compare! – Terri
- I am truly thankful for the “new me” and confidence that Dr. Rademaker has given me. His professionalism and expertise in everything he does always amazes me. The staff at Rejuva are always professional and friendly and every time I’m here I don’t want to leave. – Jeanne
- ...when I climbed into that time capsule it truly made me pass out. Something about the lights and the way they moved... had me out like a light in a matter of seconds. Very relaxing. – Gayle Guyardo
SPA: Secret Protection Agency
The popularity of spas reached new heights in the late 1980s, thanks in no small part to the Saturday morning cartoon hit SPA: Secret Protection Agency. The animated program followed the exploits of a team of spa-themed commandos who promoted beauty and comfort while battling an international league of weather-controlling cyberphantoms. Here are a few character bios to jog your memory:
Major Massage: The leader of the rag-tag unit barks out his orders in a calm, soothing tone. Armed with an array of warm, fragrant oils, this is one commando who’s always “good with his hands.”
HotStone: Demolitions. This pokerfaced powerhouse is an expert at all things geology, using his wrist-mounted Ignite-hillator (sold separately) to heat up rocks to the point of spectacular combustion. “Rock” on!
Manny & Peddy: A helping hand and some fancy footwork from these twin cut-ups can get you out of a tight jam…if their terrible jokes don’t kill you first!
Facial: The mistress of disguise! With Facial’s Second Skin Quick Kit she can be anyone, anywhere, and so can you!
(Second Skin Quick Kit not available in stores, children under 39 should not use Second Skin Quick Kit, SPA products are for entertainment purposes only and should not be consumed, handled, looked at or considered.)
Follow @Groupon_Says on Twitter.