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What You'll Get
Studies show that a high percentage of Americans think they have too much fat, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by Frankenstein's monster. Alter self-perceptions with today's Groupon to Rejuvalife Vitality Institute in Beverly Hills. Choose between the following options:
- For $2,595, you get a SmartLipo procedure (up to a $5,350 value) on one of these areas: the upper abdomen, lower abdomen, saddlebags, love handles, inner thigh, knees, banana roll, chest, upper arms, or the upper or lower bra bulge.
- For $225, you get three 7e body treatments (a $450 value).
Rejuvalife fights aging and sculpts bodies with advanced therapies and nonsurgical treatments within a boutique-style medical environment. Take aim at troublesome pockets of body flubber with SmartLipo, an FDA-approved, minimally invasive procedure that uses a high-powered laser to evict fat cells and send them to live in exile far beneath the sea. A relatively new procedure, SmartLipo is designed to treat localized fat in a targeted area and may be used on the upper abdomen, lower abdomen, saddlebags, or upper arms. As an extra bonus, the treatment provides additional skin tightening—a result of the heat from the laser and skin’s natural inclination to shrink-wrap itself around newly svelte body parts. Because the treatment is nonsurgical, there are no stitches or scars, and unlike particle physics lectures or biopics of particle physicists, the procedure allows patients to stay awake the entire time, as it uses only local anesthesia. The procedure includes a consultation, pre-op medical exam, postcare body garments, an arnica supplement, and EKG if needed; however, additional blood work may be necessary, resulting in an additional fee.
Laserphobic secret agents can also opt for a trio of 7e treatments, FDA–cleared, bioelectrical procedures that use special waveforms to contract and relax muscles. During each 25-minute treatment, clients lie in a stationary position as waves work to contour the abdomen, buttocks, or inner thighs. Afterward, muscles will be firm and skin will be tightened and rejuvenated by accelerating cell repair. As with SmartLipo, 7e patients will be able to walk out after treatment, rather than having to take a ride on a wheelchair or centaur, though additional treatments and/or areas may be needed to achieve desired results.
Rejuvalife founder Dr. Andre Berger provides clients with individualized, tailored treatments based on an initial consultation. Pretreatment, clients can relax in the presence of clean white walls, warm lighting, and sleek hardwood floors. The office is open Monday–Friday from 9 a.m. to 5:30 p.m.
Though Rejuvalife Vitality Institute sometimes offers other discounts online, this Groupon still represents the best deal available.
SmartLipo is only available to people with a BMI less than 25. Please know your BMI before purchasing today’s Groupon. All SmartLipo patients must be evaluated prior to treatment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 24, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may 1 add'l as gift. Limit 1/visit. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. New clients only. 2day cancellation for 7E, 7day cancellation for SmartLipo or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Must activate treatments by 10/23/11, treatments expire 10/24/12. SmartLipo patients are subject to consultation. Must be 18 or older. BMI must be 25 or less for SmartLipo Not valid w/other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Rejuvalife Vitality Institute
Renowned physician Dr. Andre Berger and his staff at Rejuvalife Vitality Institute aim to restore vibrancy to world-weary bodies with a blend of modern medical techniques and time-honored holistic therapies. Dr. Berger's repertoire of figure-sculpting procedures coaxes fatty tissues from hips, buttocks, and thighs to leave sleeker silhouettes. The noninvasive or minimally invasive techniques, which include skin-tightening lasers and liposuction, allow Dr. Berger to renegotiate bodily curves without the need for general anesthesia or costly bribes to the bosses of lipid unions. He also helps patients shed pounds with a holistic medicinal approach, combining hormone therapy with nutritional and lifestyle counseling to give patients control over their own fitness destinies.