The face is the most expressive body part, except when one’s hands are covered with finger puppets. Maintain your feeling conveyor with today’s Groupon to Rejuvalife Vitality Institute in Beverly Hills. Choose between the following options:

• For $89, you get an anti-aging A-List oxygen facial (a $250 value).
• For $399, you get a Pixel Perfect fractional resurfacing laser treatment for the face (a $1,000 value).<p>

Renowned physician Dr. Andre Berger, MD, and the staff at Rejuvalife Vitality Institute aim to restore glows to world-weary visages with nonsurgical cosmetic treatments in a medical setting. The 50-minute A-List oxygen facial begins with a steam treatment and an exfoliation to clear skin of dead cells and tiny lipstick smudges from butterfly kisses. A cool, pure-oxygen mist then deeply hydrates the face with a hyaluronic acid-rich protein solution, ousting acne-causing bacteria and diminishing the appearance of fine lines. The medical photos required for all treatments document results on the patient’s chart, like a passport needed for reverse time travel.

During the complimentary consultation for Rejuvalife’s fractional skin resurfacing, Dr. Berger discusses each patient’s needs and favorite Mr. Potato Head layout before outlining the upcoming procedure. The clinical staff preps the face for about 30 minutes, then wields the Pixel Perfect laser to create microscopic perforations in the skin that inspire new cell growth. One 45-minute laser session typically yields noticeable results with minimal discomfort and recovery time, reducing the look of wrinkles, acne scars, and pigmentation. Patients should avoid sun exposure prior to treatment and, much like a mime whose cell phone rings midperformance, may experience temporary flushing afterwards.