The body stands up to gravity's bullying every day, while the mind and soul leisurely spend their time playing sudoku and filling up on chicken soup. Give your mortal form some much-needed mollification with today's Groupon to Rejuve Med Spa. Choose between the following options:

• For $275, you get a Juvederm XC Ultra treatment (one syringe, up to a $550 value).
For $99, you get $300 toward microdermabrasion, laser hair removal, Fraxel skin resurfacing, photofacials, LaserLipo services, facials, or chemical peels.

As the official med spa of The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, Rejuve Med Spa embellishes anatomies with a highly trained staff of technicians helmed by three experienced surgeons. After filling out an initial consultation, an FDA-approved injection of Juvederm helps to pump volume back into deflated faces with gel dermal filler derived from natural hyaluronic acid, smoothing out mouth-area wrinkles and reducing the appearance of smile lines, frown lines, and microscopic lunch lines. During the approximately 45-minute treatment, patients can direct a registered nurse to apply one syringe of Juvederm to any facial areas they choose, including marionette lines (vertical facial wrinkles and folds that form beneath the corners of the mouth), vertical lip lines (wrinkles above and around the lips), or the lips themselves, to give them a fuller appearance. Newly de-creased visages of any skin type can retain their youthful appearance for up to a year, barring any make-out sessions with a printing press.

In addition to medical-grade visage varnishing, the skilled beautysmiths buff and polish bodies with a host of med-spa services. Aesthetic magicians use a crystal- and glitter-free DiamondTome microdermabrasion wand to banish wrinkles and fine lines on the face or neck to extended jury duty ($125/treatment). Fraxel skin resurfacing for the face ($700/facial treatment, $2,500 for four treatments) or hands ($500/treatment, $1,800 for four treatments) and high-tech photofacials for the face ($350/treatment, $1,500 for five treatments) or hands ($250/treatment, $1,065 for five treatments) can brush away sun damage and wrinkles with a fine-toothed laser. The laser hair removal for women’s bikini ($265/treatment, $1,125 for seven treatments), underarms ($235/treatment, $985 for seven treatments), or lower face ($235/treatment, $985 for seven treatments) can provide a long-term plucking, leaving skin as smooth as a freshly waxed dolphin. A minimally invasive LaserLipo treatment ($2,500/area) can blast away stubborn fat cells from abs, arms, flanks, and other areas with little downtime. Many of Rejuve Med Spa’s services require a series of between four and seven treatments to achieve optimal results.

Juvederm's side effects are usually mild to moderate and may include temporary redness, pain, firmness, swelling, and bumps. Juvederm should not be used by people with severe allergies. Strenuous exercise, alcohol and exposure to sun should be avoided for 24 hrs post treatment. Click here for more information.