The body stands up to gravity's bullying every day, while the mind and soul leisurely spend their time playing sudoku and filling up on chicken soup. Give your mortal form some much-needed mollification with today's Groupon to Rejuve Med Spa. Choose between the following options:

• For $149, you get up to 20 units of Botox on one of the following facial areas: crow’s-feet, vertical frown lines between the eyebrows, horizontal frown lines, or lip lines (up to a $300 value).
• For $199, you get $400 worth of microdermabrasion, laser hair removal, Fraxel skin resurfacing, photofacial, LaserLipo services, facials, or chemical peels.

As the official med spa of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, Rejuve Med Spa embellishes anatomies with a highly trained staff of technicians helmed by three experienced surgeons. An FDA-approved administration of Botox can relax targeted muscles, smoothing out forehead furrows, frown lines, or crow’s-feet. After a brief treatment, patients can expect their newly ironed visage to retain its youthful appearance for up to three to five months. Since the treatment uses a very small needle, discomfort should be minimal, with most patients describing the sensation as similar to a bug bite or woodpecker kiss.

In addition to medical-grade visage varnishing, the skilled beautysmiths buff and polish bodies with a host of med-spa services. Aesthetic magicians use a crystal- and glitter-free DiamondTome microdermabrasion wand to banish wrinkles and fine lines on the face or neck to extended jury duty ($125/treatment). Fraxel skin resurfacing for the face ($700/facial treatment, four sessions recommended; or $2500 for four facial treatments) or hands ($500/treatment, or $1800 for four treatments) and high-tech photofacials for the face ($350/treatment, up to five sessions recommended; or $1500 for five treatments) or hands ($250/treatment or $1065 for five treatments) can brush away sun damage and wrinkles with a fine-toothed laser.

The laser hair removal for women’s bikini ($265/treatment, seven sessions recommended; or $1,125 for seven treatments), underarms ($235/treatment or $985 for seven treatments), or lower face ($235/treatment or $985 for seven treatments) can provide a long-term plucking, leaving skin as smooth as a freshly waxed dolphin. A minimally invasive LaserLipo treatment ($2,500/area) can blast away stubborn fat cells from abs, arms, flanks, and other areas with little downtime.

Although Rejuve Med Spa sometimes offers discounts online, this Groupon is still the best deal available. $400 Groupon may be combined with online offers.

Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.