While rolling pins are great for smoothing out dough, their debilitating intimacy issues hinder their ability to smooth skin. Try a product that doesn't mind getting up close and personal with today's Groupon: for $99, you get 20 units of Botox (a $240 value at $12 apiece) at Rejuvederme Medical Aesthetics' new flagship location in Yorkville.
Rejuvederme Medical Aesthetics employs minimally invasive procedures to transform skin by reducing fine lines, wrinkles, and discolourations with a variety of treatments. A 20-unit Botox package allows customers to turn cavernous crow's feet, frown lines, or forehead wrinkles into smooth operators with an arsenal of successful pickup lines. Botox is an injectable drug that relaxes small, Shar Pei–like muscle areas for up to six months. Unlike Sunday dinner with the in-laws, this procedure is completed without anesthesia in about 15 minutes, with no recovery period necessary. The experienced crew of medical professionals is captained by Dr. Tadros, a medical practitioner of 30+ years who has developed a reputation as a skilled injectionist during the past seven years.
At Rejuvederme, clients can make fresh starts with noninvasive cosmetic procedures. The nurse and trained medical staff meets with clients for complimentary consultations to determine skincare needs and possible treatments. After consultations, the staff recommends services to tone, de-fuzz, or clarify skin with noninvasive lasers and Obagi Skincare products.
The clinic has the modern, spacious feel of a hotel lobby: A frosted glass wall divides the front desk from the waiting area, which then opens to private treatment rooms. Brightening the palette of white and mint, vases brim with birds of paradise, palm fronds, and spider mums.