Excess weight can make everything seem tighter, from T-shirts and jeans to airplane seats and overhead luggage compartments. Make space for your health with today’s Groupon: for $69, you get a one-month, medically managed weight-loss program at Rejuvenate Doctor, valid at locations in Aventura and on 5th Street in Miami Beach (a $449 total value). The program includes:
- Initial weigh-in and body-fat analysis
- EKG and blood-pressure reading
- Bloodwork and urinanalysis
- Consultation with doctor
- Personalized meal plan
- Four B-12 injections
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Operated by board-certified doctors including Dr. Tina Miranda, Rejuvenate Doctor promotes weight loss with customized meal plans and energy-boosting B-12 injections. At the initial visit, medical specialists prescribe lab work and gauge fitness with a weigh-in and body-fat analysis, adding a blood-pressure check, EKG, and phone call to Cupid to monitor heart health. At the second appointment, the doctor recommends a personalized nutrition plan to balance hormones and facilitate weight loss, and prescribes appetite suppressants as necessary. At a third visit, patients review progress with a nurse. The final follow-up session allows clients to celebrate their progress and determine how many slenderized clones could fit in their old pants. A member of the crew administers a B-12 injection at each of the four visits; the vitamin is believed to rev up the metabolism and deliver an energy boost, similar to the effects of outfitting a plant with solar panels.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
Rejuvenate Doctor's board-certified physicians help individuals not only treat the signs of aging but also prevent and even reverse them by focusing specifically on hormonal health. Following the idea that "we age because hormones decline," founder and medical director Dr. Tina Miranda and her med-spa staff strive to tailor anti-aging treatment plans that will stop that decline faster than you can say, "Stop declining, you stupid jerks!" The team uses complimentary consultations to devise a plan that may combine hormone-replacement therapy with nutrition counseling, exercise, and sleep techniques. As part of its restorative treatments, the team also works to reverse aging on the outside to help patients both feel and look younger. The staffers use cosmetic treatments such as Botox, Restylane, laser skin peels, and time machines to imbue even the most timeworn and wrinkle-riddled hides with youthful radiance.