Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s deal. For $30, you get $60 toward any massage at Rejuvenate with Joy!, located on Southgate Center. Joy Shatek, the experienced muscle-whisperer behind Rejuvenate with Joy!, can come to your house if you live in Cedar Rapids, Cedar Falls, Iowa City, New Hampton, and most locations in Cedar Valley.
Rejuvenate with Joy! offers several types of massages. Among them is the traditional Swedish massage, a light- to medium-pressured technique that uses long, connective strokes and kneading to improve blood flow, stimulate the lymphatic system, relieve physical tension, and melt stress into a puddle of biodegradable papier-mâché; deep tissue massage, a knead that delves deeper into layers of connective tissue to seek out stress and chronic soreness; and a pregnancy massage, which relieves back bothers caused from carrying another person inside of your person. Priced at $60, a 60-minute massage is the ideal size for this Groupon, but, if you'd like to knead your knead into a lengthier knead, use your Groupon toward a longer session. Appointments are required.
As of October 24, 2011, this Groupon is only redeemable at Rejuvenate with Joy!'s Charles City location.