In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $20, you get your choice of a one-hour massage at Rejuvenation Station on Sprague Avenue (up to a $70 value).
Rejuvenation Station pampers patrons with an array of massage services in a serenity-inducing environment. Professional de-stresser Rufino Zisumbo ascertains each torso's wants, needs, and proficiency in belly rolls before gently kneading stubborn muscles into a happily relaxed state. Backs and shoulders will breathe unencumbered sighs of relief with the unbinding of their wound-up muscle-bands, while limbs celebrate freedom from stiffness with cheery fist pumping and foot clapping. Rufino may use a massage lotion or oil to help facilitate the frictionless release of muscular tension as ambient music submerges the customer’s mind in a cerebral bubble bath of natural spring tranquility. Clients can call ahead, go online, or send a foot messenger to schedule an appointment.
728 E Sprague Ave.
Spokane, Washington 99202Get Directions