What You'll Get
Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with this Groupon.
$49 for Two One-Hour Massages (Up to $150 Value)
Customers have a choice of Swedish, reflexology, therapeutic, and sports modalities. Oils assist the gentle, flowing strokes of the Swedish massage, whereas therapeutic treatments focus more on soft tissue to promote relaxation. Reflexology applies precise pressure on the feet, hands, and ears that are connected to points throughout the body. The sports massage incorporates assisted stretching to release muscles and help athletes recover after exerting themselves.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 16, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Not valid for couple's massage. May be used by 2 people. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.