In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $60 worth of massage services at Rejuvenation Station. Rejuvenation Station pampers patrons with an array of massage services in a serenity-inducing environment. Stop in for a 30-minute chair massage ($25), or spend 90 minutes wafting on a cloud of relaxation while your body undergoes a Swedish massage performed by an acrobatic team of 10 finger gymnasts ($60). Clients can call ahead, go online, or send a foot messenger to schedule appointments.
728 E Sprague Ave.
Spokane, Washington 99202