Although nobody wants to get old and wrinkled, there are better ways to fight the signs of aging than punching the elderly. Extend your youthful face into the future with today's Groupon to Rejuvenescence, located just north of the Arboretum. Rejuvenescence is a face-and-body rejuvenation clinic specializing in non-invasive microcurrent and acupuncture treatments. Each of the five facial treatments combines 25 minutes of acupuncture and 25 minutes of microcurrent stimulation to lift and firm the skin without taking a Brillo pad to delicate countenances. Most clients feel very little or no discomfort from the minimal electrical currents and hair-thin needles, while others find the process to be soothing, relaxing, and as time-defying as Dick Clark.