A beautiful face acts as an impermeable container that keeps inner beauty from escaping, just as a Hot Pocket's flaky outer crust acts as a vessel that makes its molten innards edible while skateboarding. Heat up your inner glow with today's Groupon: for $199, you get five natural-face-lift treatments at Rejuvenescence (a $550 value). Groupon customers will also receive 10% off retail products on their first visit.
The skin specialists at Rejuvenescence stimulate and tone weary visages with a catalyzing combination of acupuncture and a microcurrent. Each of the five face-lift treatments commences with 25 minutes of acupuncture to smooth out fine lines and wrinkles. Miniature needles will lightly prick along the face and jaw line, stimulating collagen and elastin production to reduce wrinkle visibility and spawn microscopic societies of Sherpa-like skin polishers. Next, the microcurrent spark beneath the skin with gentle electrical currents for 25 minutes. In response to the stimulation, facial muscles will automatically flex and relax, toning the skin and increasing blood circulation.
Both acupuncture and the microcurrent produce minimal discomfort and require no recovery time. Though each treatment produces iterative results, patrons can feel a tangible difference after two or three sessions, when their super-charged faces will be able to make car alarms go off by winking.