In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon to R.E.M.Y. Elite Massage Therapy in West Columbia. Choose between the following options:
- For $27, you get a Swedish massage package (a $55 value), which includes:
- One-hour Swedish massage (a $45 value)
- Paraffin wax treatment (a $10 value)
- For $37, you get a deep-tissue massage package (a $90 value), which includes:
- 90-minute deep-tissue massage (a $65 value)
- Hydrotherapy treatment (a $25 value)
At R.E.M.Y. Elite Massage, licensed therapist Myra Jones brings backs, arms, legs, feet, hands, necks, and shoulders to the pinnacle of relaxation with healing full-body massages. During a soothing Swedish massage, long, gliding strokes and light oils relieve muscle tension, while a paraffin treatment cossets skin in gentle wax that warms and conforms to extremities like taffy-filled oven mitts. The deep-tissue massage targets more firmly entrenched pain with pressure, and the hydrotherapy treatment detoxifies and exfoliates bipeds with an oil-enhanced scrub. The professional-grade muscle-molding aims to gift bodies with myriad benefits, including increased circulation and range of motion, as well as reduced fatigue and better sleep quality.