What You'll Get
Like house parties, massages give people an excuse to forget about everyday stresses and fall asleep on someone else's table. Attend a fettle-ready fiesta with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a one-hour Swedish massage at Renaissance Health Center in New Castle (a $50 value).
Renaissance Health Center aims to soothe spinal stacks with holistic healing methodologies. Before delving into muscular lairs, licensed massage therapist Scott Patton dips his toes in clients' mindwaters to discern the locations and causes of their aches and pains. Once backs are settled onto the treatment table, Patton commences kneading with long, flowing strokes and gentle pressure to help release tension and expel the stress that is bow-tied around the spine. The relaxing session is designed to lull minds experiencing turbulent conflict over whether to eat pizza or pizza rolls for dinner into a state of peace as the body experiences a simultaneous increase in circulation and a reduction in body aches.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 5, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.