Jump to: In the Dark Ages of Teeth Shame
If your eyes are the windows to your soul, your teeth are the white picket fence that protects the soul from oversized bites of taffy. Strengthen your defenses against attacks on the soul with today's Groupon, offering a $39 NeüSmile teeth whitening at the spacious Rene's of Castle Hills. Without teeth whitening, you'll continue to cover your mouth with your hand in shame when you speak, thus ruining your ventriloquist act.
The whitening treatment blasts canines with long-lasting luster, leaving your smile up to six shades whiter. The process takes only 20 minutes, so you'll soon be on your way with a gleaming grin.
You only get one set of chompers in your life. Unlike hair and nails, they won’t grow back if you destroy them with a hammer. Maintain a beautiful mouth and impress the world with your beautiful smile. You'll get ahead professionally and personally, and white teeth go with any outfit or occasion. Call ahead to schedule your appointment.
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