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What You'll Get
Studies show that a high percentage of Americans consider themselves overweight, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by Frankenstein's monster. Alter self-perceptions with today's Groupon: for $899, you get six Zerona body-contouring treatments at Renew Spa in Fremont (a $2,500 value).
Dr. Hohman, Dr. Bower, and female staff slim physiques using a series of noninvasive Zerona body-contouring treatments. A specialist surveys excess waist, hip, and thigh fat that remains unresponsive to diets or restraining orders during an included preconsultation, after which clients begin the first of six treatments. During each 40-minute session, a low-level laser liquefies surpluses of cellular filling, allowing the fluids to escape the body through the lymphatic system. The treatment does not require any downtime, though all six sessions must be completed within two weeks of the initial appointment to ensure best results. The treatment promotes the speedy expulsion of toxins, and patients should stay hydrated following the procedure by drinking lots of water or performing CPR on a geyser. Those seeking more dramatic inch loss can purchase additional treatments for a reduced cost of $900 for three sessions.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Must activate by 5/7/12, sessions expire 2 weeks from activation date. Subject to availability. Must be 18 or older. Consultation required, non-candidates will be refunded. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Renew Spa
Beneath the Renew Spa's logo, three words stand side-by-side: Art. Science. Aesthetics. Each has its place in the spa's palette of facials, laser treatments, cosmetic injections, and massages. With an artful eye, the all-female staff adorns and protects faces with mineral makeup from Jane Iredale. During facial peels, aestheticians employ the science of acidity to renew skin cells and refresh memories of chemistry class fieldtrips to the spa. Renew Spa is also home to a versatile fleet of lasers that technicians use to slow hair growth, tighten the skin, and shrink down fat cells.