Really??? "lifeguard who allowed himself to be swallowed by a shark so that he could beat it up from the inside" "Displaying your cellulite-free legs at the beach will let you feel as confident as the lifeguard who allowed himself to be swallowed by a shark so that he could beat it up from the inside. Be the star of the beach with this Groupon."
Naomi T. asked on Sep 27, 2012
Groupon has a writing team that comes up with all content that is written around a groupon offer. Groupon controls the wording, editing and style of all the sales content that you are quoting in your question and I would email them directly if the copy causes you any distress. Individuals and Companies that participate in Groupon do not have any control or input into what gets written in the offer. We only supply the offer of services and they do they rest. I'm sorry if the copy in anyway offended you.
Michelle C. from Merchant replied on Sep 27, 2012