Unlike a snowman, a fireman is seasonless, a great marshmallow-roasting partner, and would never waste a piece of coal to use it as a button. Fuel toasty firemen with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of firewood from Reno Tahoe Firewood. Delivery prices vary by location. The stacking rate is $75 per person per hour.
Reno Tahoe Firewood stocks homes with cords of hard, soft, and mixed woods to fuel fireplaces, wood-burning stoves, and backyard campfires. The shop's deliverymen can hoist retired trees from wood yards in Truckee, California, or Reno, Nevada, to homeowners' abodes with delivery service (an additional fee), or customers may pick up wood from either yard. Selective flames can lick a choice of 16 cubic feet of lodgepole wood, 16 cubic feet of juniper, or 12 cubic feet of almond ($50 each). Alternatively, the value of this Groupon can be applied toward larger orders such as one-fourth of a cord of hard oak ($140), ideal for fueling an all-night bonfire or a very small perpetual flame. One-fourth of a cord of mixed wood varieties ($125) is also available to allow the burning of different woods to match your mood ring.