The quickest way to understand a man's mind is to perch upon his finger right before he picks his nose, which will also lead you to his heart via the carotid artery. Develop a taste for more sophisticated behavior with today's Groupon at Renovations: The Spa for Men, located on Centre Street North. Choose between the following options:

• $16 for a haircut (a $32 value)
• $41 for a men's manicure and pedicure (an $83 value)

This sophisticated men's salon renovates weatherworn facades and finger shingles with a combination of expertise and professional products. Potions concocted by Rusk, American Crew, and AG prepare hair for a swift breakup from its crazy ends. During the manicure, filing, shaping, and buffing lend professionalism to mitts dishevelled from too many bareback bottle opens and chainsaw trims, and relaxing hand massages turn fightin' fists into jocular high fives. Meanwhile, toes soak in a soothing bath while eyes watch sports on TV and backs are massaged in an automated chair. An invigorating foot scrub removes hard skin on southernmost poles, and a foot and calf massage alleviates stress amassed from threatening hacky sacks.