Beaches without surfers and sun tanners are like cakes without frosting or inextinguishable trick candles for enraging undeserving birthday boys. Give beaches a sense of purpose with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get $60 worth of beach equipment rentals from Rent Beach Stuff. The company's pricing page lists delivery rates, and hourly, daily, and weekly rental rates for pickup are listed on Rent Beach Stuff's Groupon page.

Lending out all the niceties for a sandy soiree at two beach locations in the Jacksonville area, Rent Beach Stuff is dedicated to making days at the beach feel like a day at the beach. Sun-conscious beach bums can invest in the Pod ($25 per day), which encapsulates two lounge chairs, an umbrella, and a table, all salvaged from the space wreckage of an intergalactic beach-loving civilization.

Tour the seas with raw paddling power in kayaks, which come in both single-seat ($15 for the first hour, $5 for additional hour) and tandem ($20 for the first hour, $5 for additional hour) varieties. Surfboards ($30 per day) and boogie boards ($10 per day) let swimmers get personal with the waves, and beach cruiser bikes ($30 per day) keep sand under tires and in the faces of stragglers trailing behind. Rent Beach Stuff guarantees its rental equipment will come clean and be appropriate with all uses of the term “cowabunga.”