Statistically, home is the place you're most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a safe haven with today's Groupon: for $285, you get a three-night stay in a three-, four-, or five-star vacation rental from Resort Harbour Properties (a $771.43 value).
Situated dramatically on Sanibel Harbour, Resort Harbour Properties' two condo high-rises command 360-degree views of natural beauty, including placid Gulf waters and mangrove forests. As with the number of human fingers, no two condo units are the same, but all contain two bedrooms, two well-appointed bathrooms, body-absorbing furniture, cable TV, and washer/dryers. Fully equipped kitchens give recreational chefs a laboratory in which to whip up lavish meals, and six distinctive restaurants are located within walking distance in case attempts to brew ice soup end predictably.
Resort Harbour Properties is situated right at the foot of the Sanibel Island Causeway, putting weekenders within easy reach of boating, bird watching, shopping, and other activities on the barrier islands of Sanibel and Captiva. World-class beaches gird both islands, and they are lined with an abundance of seashells and sand-trapped dads whose kids forgot where they buried them. For an additional fee, guests can enjoy full access to the amenities of the adjacent Sanibel Harbour Marriott Resort & Spa, including a fitness center, tennis courts, pools, hot tubs, and lounges.