What You'll Get
Muscles are like cats: they tense easily, they're fond of kneading, and make any lap look more appealing. Make sinews purr with satisfaction with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a one-hour massage at Rest Assured Bodyworks (an $80 value) in Macleod Trail.
At holistically minded Rest Assured Bodyworks, registered massage therapists work to relieve weary muscles using an arsenal of flesh-kneading techniques. In each one-hour session, one of the centre's four massage maestros tailors treatments to clients' individual needs, deploying long strokes, finger rolling, and vibration to target soft tissues turned stiff with stress, injury, hard labour, or competitive thumb-wrestling competitions. If, at the end of the 60 minutes, therapists determine that a client needs more attention, they may lavish up to an additional half hour's worth sans extra charges. In addition to providing relaxation, Rest Assured's massage therapy can improve circulation, ease muscle pain, improve flexibility, and solve complicated differential equations.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 10, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only; subject to availability. 24hr cancellation notice required. Tax not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.