The Pony Express's food delivery service never caught on due to the horses’ insatiable thirst for people food that left many a mandible-mangled box undeliverable. Rely on the expertise of bipedal delivery service with today’s Groupon: for $14, you get the fees covered for four deliveries from Restaurant Express (a $28 total value).

Restaurant Express makes quick and convenient food delivery its business with an easy-to-use online ordering system featuring 34 eateries of all shapes and flavors. The ordering process begins when famished diners choose their desired delicacies from a range of restaurant menus available on Restaurant Express’s website. Featured nosh nests include Chubby’s Bronx Deli, The Magic Pan, and Jaxon’s Restaurant and Brewing Co., along with a slew of other neighborhood favorites. The dialing dynamos at Restaurant Express arrange your order with the restaurant and have orders to your door anywhere from 45 minutes to an hour after the order is placed. The delivery charge for restaurants within Restaurant Express’s delivery zone is $6.99, but purchases are also available outside of this zone, and friendly Restaurant Express customer service reps are on-hand to inform customers of any additional costs these deliveries might incur.