What You'll Get
Robots are good for many things, including freaking out dogs and launching war on mankind, but they often lack the gentleness of a human touch. Avoid the bitter robots at a gas-station car wash and give your ride the luxurious hand washing it deserves with today's Groupon to The ReStyling Center in Almonte. Choose between the following options:
- For $50, you get a spring-cleaning car-wash package for a car (a $294.96 value).
- For $60, you get a spring-cleaning car-wash package for a van, truck, or SUV (a $344.96 value).
The ReStyling Center distills its extensive auto-detailing expertise into a spring-cleaning package that scrubs vehicles clean and applies a protective-shield coating to the hood. An exterior hand wash glides swirl-free lambswool mitts across autos, followed by a spot-free rinse, an air-blown dry, and a showroom spray the leaves paint shiny enough to pull away Narcissus from his self-affirmation tapes. A thorough vacuuming, surface dusting, basic salt and stain removal, door-jamb cleaning, and a Scotchgard and Armor All treatment (where applicable) renew interiors. Windows get a double-sided therapy with a streak-free cleaning and a Rain-X treatment that resists fog, repels precipitation, and shows the future to all who look upon the windshield. Tires enjoy a gloss-restoring shine and wheel detailing, as well as a brake-dust removal to refresh their undersides.
The crowning treatment is the VentureShield clear paint-protection film applied to the hood. Developed by the U.S. Air Force to protect the leading edge of helicopter blades, this clear film shields high-impact areas from surface-marring nuisances including errant road debris, bug acids, and off-target skydivers. The shield can help keep paint looking new while reducing damage and protecting resale value. Buyers wanting to turn their ride into a sentient being can peruse additional service upgrades, available for a fee.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. May apply value for upgrade. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.