Tear down the wall of emotional wedgies and shattered punch bowls that separates you from your personal best; in its place, rebuild a wall of rippling muscle and self-confidence that no mean-spirited mailman can dismantle. Today's Groupon gets you a one-month flagship membership with unlimited tanning at Results Gym for $39 (a $102 value). Your membership grants you unlimited access to every location of the gym's state-of-the-art equipment and challenging group exercise classes. With three convenient locations—Dupont Circle, Capitol Hill, and Downtown—it’s easy to swing by for serious fitness in a warm, friendly environment.
Each of Results Gym's stunning locations is designed to give you plenty of space to move in, and the gorgeous architecture and natural light will make your workout as refreshing and lovely as a well-shot martial-arts training montage. If you need a break from the sunlight and scenery, plug your headphones into the cardio theater to watch your favorite channel, or pump yourself up with commercial-free tunes while you show your elliptical who’s the boss (hint: you're the boss). The massive Capitol Hill location is complete with squash courts, an indoor rock-climbing wall, and inexpensive babysitting ($4 per hour, $6 for 1.5 hours) to keep your kiddies occupied while you sweat it out. The Downtown location features cutting-edge technology, including Expresso fitness bikes that let you race through a virtual course, and a HydroWorx training pool, complete with underwater treadmill. All locations offer a variety of group fitness classes, such as Pilates, step, cycling, abs, and more, taught by motivational and friendly experts.
Enjoy clean, airy locker rooms in a space wholly unlike the sweaty basement lairs and dens of inequity you recall from your high-school gym class. State-of-the-art tanning beds are available in each locker room, providing a perfect hop-in point for post-perspiration pigmentation. After a quick toast, select from Results' fully stocked arsenal of soap, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, deodorant, and hairspray to go from sweaty sultan to polished professional. The complimentary towel service means you can forgo your typical full-body blow dry, significantly reducing your carbon footprint.
Results Gym was the Washington City Paper Readers' Choice for one of the top three gyms in D.C. in 2009. Results won a Nova7 award for Best Innovation in Facility Design, Construction, and Decoration for its Dupont Circle location. Results was also featured in the Washingtonian, Express Night Out, and elsewhere. Yelpers give the Capitol Hill and Downtown locations an average of four stars. They also give the Dupont Circle a 3.5-star average.
- You know you're in a ritzy gym when a woman in the locker room, wearing only a towel, is standing barefoot on African-slate tile using the courtesy phone to order a salad from the cafe upstairs. – Cindy Rich, Washingtonian
- The lighting creates a refreshing atmosphere...support columns have an art deco design...unique to the area in terms of its space-to-member ratio...two times the space that surrounding facilities provide... – Marianne Renner, Fitness Management
Exercisers spread throughout spacious workout areas at Results Gym which is as well known for their architecture as their athletic amenities, including choice of a dry or steam sauna, hot tub, and access to the latest in technologically advanced exercise equipment. In addition, massage-therapy, personal-training, nutrition-counseling services, and group fitness classes including cycling, yoga, Pilates, Chisel, Zumba, and karate are available. The 65,000 square-foot Capitol Hill location houses four international-sized squash courts, a full basketball and volleyball court, and a 38-foot climbing wall.