What You'll Get
Roughly 85% of New Year's resolutions never make it past the hypothetical phase, according to an unfinished study that was abandoned in early February. Pick up where you left off with today's Groupon. For $29, you get two months of unlimited personal training from Results Personal Training, a $260 value including the initiation fee. Show up as often as you like at your choice of its tricked-out Hill Country Village or Corpus Christi locations. If you choose to extend your membership beyond the two months, each month will be discounted down to $60 from the normal $100.
Self-motivation is easy for wild animals and hot-dog-eating champs, but the average person needs an external push to achieve their goals. At Results Personal Training, you'll reap the benefits of a motivating leader and a prescribed regimen designed to help you meet your goals. Instead of appointments, training sessions can fit into your shifting schedule and whims, with drop-in sessions beginning every hour on the hour. The spacious workout center is open every day but Sunday from early morning to late evening, but is usually closed midday. Results custom tailors your entire session to fit snugly over your athletic abilities and goals, from 500-pound warm-up deadlifts for Olympians to the skyscraper-toppling cool downs for monsters with father issues. The experienced trainers can help you smash through your long-standing fitness barrier like it's nothing more than a flimsy wall of bricks, no matter if you're already an athlete who needs sport-specific training to gain an extra ounce of oomph on the court or a chronic couch cowboy who needs a flexible plan and personal attention to permanently vanquish extra jiggle. Build strength, speed, and core stability or incinerate that awful, hard-to-burn fat that gathers in the gaps between your fingers.
Because this deal includes nutritional counseling and a body analysis to set baseline health and training benchmarks, you and your trainer will know just where to start, how hard to push, and precisely how much deep-fried melted cheese is too much. Results promises a trainer will always be there to tailor your workout, demonstrate exercises, correct your form, and utter words of inspiration.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 9, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy additional as gifts. Must start membership by 10/9. Must be at least 13 years old. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Results Personal Training
Because Results Personal Training is all about results, the friendly staff places a marked emphasis on education. They motivate patrons toward their fitness goals with a combination of nutritional counseling and personal training. Their teaching is customized to tend to any fitness goal, from losing fat and gaining muscle to rebuilding cores toppled by swallowed cherry bombs. The trainers zero in on even the slightest error in technique to foster safe movement, and will even pinpoint the proper weight clients should use for each workout.
Instead of requiring patrons to schedule appointments, Results welcomes guests to attend training at the start of every hour, on the hour, when the gym is open. Because they never know how many clients may arrive at each hour, some trainers may work with multiple clients at a time, but they always attentively oversee each patron as they perform their exercises or barbell-microphone renditions of “Eye of the Tiger.”