Roughly 85% of New Year's resolutions never make it past the hypothetical phase, according to an unfinished study that was abandoned in early February. Pick up where you left off with today's Groupon: for $29, you get two months of unlimited personal training at Results Personal Training in Hill Country Village or Corpus Christi (a $259 value). This Groupon includes the $59 enrollment fee. If you choose to extend your membership beyond two months, each month will be discounted to $70 from the normal $100.
Fitness gurus guide and encourage exercisers from the moment they step into Results Personal Training by designing challenging regimens and nutrition plans. Results Personal Training doesn't require appointments but starts drop-in training sessions every hour on the hour, accommodating the unpredictable schedules of patrons who ride temperamental ghost motorcycles. Trainers custom tailor sessions to suit each client's athletic abilities and goals, targeting strength, speed, and core stability to incinerate the hard-to-burn fat that gathers in the gaps between fingers.
During exceptionally busy hours, a single trainer may work with groups of two or at most three muscle architects who are matched up by fitness levels and goals, but a trainer will always be on hand to customize workouts, demonstrate exercises, correct clients' form, and utter words of inspiration. Using nutritional counseling and a body analysis to set baseline health and training benchmarks, trainers determine where to start, how hard to push, and precisely how much deep-fried, melted cheese is ideal for breakfast.
Results Personal Training
Because Results Personal Training is all about results, the friendly staff places a marked emphasis on education. They motivate patrons toward their fitness goals with a combination of nutritional counseling and personal training. Their teaching is customized to tend to any fitness goal, from losing fat and gaining muscle to rebuilding cores toppled by swallowed cherry bombs. The trainers zero in on even the slightest error in technique to foster safe movement, and will even pinpoint the proper weight clients should use for each workout.
Instead of requiring patrons to schedule appointments, Results welcomes guests to attend training at the start of every hour, on the hour, when the gym is open. Because they never know how many clients may arrive at each hour, some trainers may work with multiple clients at a time, but they always attentively oversee each patron as they perform their exercises or barbell-microphone renditions of “Eye of the Tiger.”