What You'll Get
Roughly 85% of New Year's resolutions never make it past the hypothetical phase, according to an unfinished study that was abandoned in early February. Pick up where you left off with today's Groupon: for $25, you get two months of unlimited personal training from Results Personal Training (a $259.95 value), plus the option of a discounted monthly rate of $60 for each additional month, if you choose to continue, (normally $100). Show up as often as you like at your choice of the tricked-out San Antonio or Corpus Christi locations. The enrollment fee is included in today's deal.
Self-motivation is easy for wild animals and hot-dog-eating champs, but the average person needs an external push to achieve their goals. At Results Personal Training, you'll reap the benefits of a motivating leader and a prescribed regimen designed to help you meet your goals. Instead of appointments, training sessions can fit into your shifting schedule and whims, with drop-in sessions beginning every hour on the hour. The spacious workout center is open every day but Sunday from early morning to late evening, but is usually closed midday. Results Personal Training custom tailors your entire session to fit snugly over your athletic abilities and goals, from 500-pound warm-up deadlifts for Olympians to skyscraper-toppling cool downs for monsters with father issues. The experienced trainers can help you smash through your long-standing fitness barrier like it's nothing more than a flimsy wall of bricks, no matter if you're already an athlete who needs sport-specific training to gain an extra ounce of oomph on the court or a chronic couch cowboy who needs a flexible plan and personal attention to permanently vanquish extra jiggle. Build strength, speed, and core stability or incinerate that awful, hard-to-burn fat that gathers in the gaps between your fingers.
Because this deal includes unlimited nutritional counseling and a body analysis to set baseline health and training benchmarks, you and your trainer will know just where to start, how hard to push, and precisely how much deep-fried melted cheese is too much. Results Personal Training promises a trainer will always be there to tailor your workout, demonstrate exercises, correct your form, and utter words of inspiration.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 12, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must activate membership by 9/11/11, expires 2 months after activation date. Must be 13 or older. New members only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Results Personal Training
Results Personal Training enlists certified male and female trainers to piece together personalized fitness and nutrition plans that target time-specific fitness goals and allow for anytime onsite access. When paired with a client, each trainer crafts a program geared toward desired results—such as muscle gain or weight loss—and an ultimate end date, which can correspond with upcoming weddings or long-awaited preschool reunions. One-hour workout sessions then draw on an armory of free weights and Pilates balls to activate different muscle groups and prevent bodies from adapting to the routine. With trainers always on standby, clients can walk in on the hour to start a training program without an appointment and report to the center an unlimited number of times per week.
Before each patron’s first workout, an on-staff nutritionist outlines a healthy meal plan customized to his or her needs. Each menu includes the amount of calories that they should consume per meal and day, a list of foods that rev up metabolisms, and arguments to convince tomatoes that they are vegetables. Clients can visit their nutritionists at any point during their membership, and weekly analyses of their progress ensure that they are staying well on track to meet their health objectives.