What You'll Get
Without goals, no one would unicycle the Appalachian Trail or train a flock of carrier pigeons to deliver meat pies to unsuspecting haberdashers. Today's Groupon helps you achieve myriad goals with a fitness trainer's expertise and motivation from Results Personal Training in Warrensville. Choose from the following options:
- For $35, you get three 30-minute personal-training sessions (a $105 value).
- For $60, you get three 60-minute personal-training sessions (a $180 value).
Aron and Erika Kohler, the husband-and-wife dynamic duo that runs Results Personal Training, are dedicated to coaxing underdeveloped muscle masses to emerge from their body-caverns into the sunlit world of fitness. Erika prefers to employ dynamic combinations of stability, balance, endurance, plyometrics, strengthening, core, and flexibility exercises in all of her sessions. Aron, meanwhile, is an expert at the jump-stretch-band and battling-ropes exercises that have been featured on popular shows such as The Biggest Loser and not featured on unpopular shows such as Grown Men Weeping for Hours. During your three half-hour or hour-long personal-training sessions (normally $35 or $60 each, respectively), your trainers will burn away fat and boredom with fun and challenging exercises tailored to your individual needs and goals.
The 2,700-square-foot facility at Results Personal Training contains the latest cardio gear, a range of Nautilus equipment, as well as dumbbells, barbells, cathedral bells, and more. Bottled water is provided to keep clients from suddenly desiccating into bleached skeletons, and hand towels and locker rooms are available. For all its boutique intimacy, Results Personal Training feels like a full-fledged gym minus the contracts, lame motivational posters, traffic congestion at popular machines, and naked ancient Greeks. Aron and Erika's sessions will help you sculpt your body without the pain and expense of hiring a Renaissance artist to attack you with a chisel.
Valid for new clients only.
Results Personal Training received a five-star average from Citysearchers:
- The workouts are varied and challenging-- and have included weight machines, dumb bells, kettle bells, bands, ropes or boxing and plyometrics. – Maddow
- I can't imagine that there's another gym in the area where we would receive the same amount of personal attention and encouragement. – nicole stanger
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 17, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. New clients only. Must use all classes within 90 days of activation. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.