The burden of aches and pains makes it impossible for humans to run as fast as cheetahs, which is why the human diet is virtually devoid of gazelle meat. Keep fast food from getting away with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get a three-hour spa package at Reverse Aging Naturally Wellness Center (a $20 value).
Reverse Aging Naturally Wellness Center pampers patrons with a slew of holistic wellness treatments designed to soothe, detoxify, and energize. The three-hour introductory session grants guided access to all of the spa’s 10 services and its collection of ancient Sumerian lobster bibs. The body-bolstering saga includes a stint inside a TheraSauna, an infrared sauna where clients can relax while they sweat out toxins. Skilled staff members, meanwhile, bring rogue vertebrae back into formation with a spinal alignment and soothe weary sinews with a deep-tissue chair massage. The spa's ultramodern equipment provides space-age relaxation previously reserved for stressed-out robots, while the interior's warmly hued wood surfaces evoke a tranquil, homey feel. As guests cycle through the panoply of detoxifying and tension-releasing treatments, they can sip purified, ionized water to stay hydrated and restore pure body fluids.
628 S Wells Ave.
Reno, Nevada 89502