Like an acrylic bathtub, improperly maintained skin can wind up dull, cracked, and littered with derelict rubber duckies. Pamper your pelt with today's Groupon to Revitacell Tans in Gaithersburg. Choose between the following options:

• For $150, you get two months of collagen red-light anti-aging therapy (a $299 value).
• For $25, you get two spray tans (a $50 value) or $40 worth of other tanning services.

Revitacell's friendly, knowledgeable staff presents customers with an array of noninvasive skin-sprucing services. Partakers of red-light phototherapy will get to immerse their faces in warm crimson glow three times a week for two months, emerging with visages less riddled with fine lines and discoloration. The system reverses the signs of aging by engaging the skin's own natural healing abilities and can also boost elasticity, moisture, and a client's youthful desire to wage magnifying-glass war on backyard ants.

Paler patrons can opt to tan their exteriors with two UV-free spray tans ($25 each) or by crawling into one of many specialized bronzing booths. The 4,200 bed offers soft pseudosun ($10/session), and the high-pressure booth proudly produces deep copper tones and stress fractures among snooping ghosts ($26/session).