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Reviewed November 6, 2011
What You'll Get
After illegal cloning experiments and hiring an actor for lifelong impersonation, body contouring is the most effective way to obtain a new you. Remodel your life vessel with today's Groupon to Revive Health & Beauty. Choose between the following options:
- For $40, you get an infrared full-body wrap and a 20-minute hydrating massage (a $115 value).
- For $99, you get three infrared full-body wraps and a 20-minute hydrating massage (a $260 value).
The exterior experts at Revive Health & Beauty aim to evacuate bodies of cellulite and tension with a protocol of detoxifying services. Slimming body-wrap sessions can help tone and tighten skin, swaddling muscle suits in a calorie-burning mask and nourishing them with infrared energy ($75). During the 40-minute treatment, physiques absorb the heat deep into their muscles, pumping oxygen, purging fatty toxins, and increasing the body's melting point for surviving high-stakes government missions to the Earth's core. Customers can lose up to 1,200 calories and 5 inches in a single session, though those looking to reap additional beauty benefits can opt for the second deal to get a series of three treatments.
To further relax after body wraps, Revive's muscle menders employ a 20-minute hydrating massage ($35), which rejuvenates newly contoured chassis in preparation for confidently strutting across beaches and airport runways.
The Fine Print
Expiration varies. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. Extra fee for upgrades. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.