After illegal cloning experiments and hiring an actor for lifelong impersonation, body contouring is the most effective way to obtain a new you. Remodel your life vessel with today's Groupon to Revive Health & Beauty. Choose between the following options:

• For $40, you get an infrared full-body wrap and a 20-minute hydrating massage (a $115 value).
• For $99, you get three infrared full-body wraps and a 20-minute hydrating massage (a $260 value).

The exterior experts at Revive Health & Beauty aim to evacuate bodies of cellulite and tension with a protocol of detoxifying services. Slimming body-wrap sessions can help tone and tighten skin, swaddling muscle suits in a calorie-burning mask and nourishing them with infrared energy ($75). During the 40-minute treatment, physiques absorb the heat deep into their muscles, pumping oxygen, purging fatty toxins, and increasing the body's melting point for surviving high-stakes government missions to the Earth's core. Customers can lose up to 1,200 calories and 5 inches in a single session, though those looking to reap additional beauty benefits can opt for the second deal to get a series of three treatments.

To further relax after body wraps, Revive's muscle menders employ a 20-minute hydrating massage ($35), which rejuvenates newly contoured chassis in preparation for confidently strutting across beaches and airport runways.