What You'll Get
Biologists estimate that water makes up 65% of the human body, 71% of the planet’s surface, and 0% of the R & B group Earth, Wind & Fire. Conquer the planet’s most prevalent liquid with today’s Groupon to Revolution Cable Park. Choose between the following options:
- For $13, you get a two-hour cable watersport outing (a $26.50 value).
- For $22, you get a four-hour cable watersport outing (a $48.76 value).<p>
Each outing includes: * A cable pass * Equipment rental including life jacket, helmet, and choice of wakeboard, water skis, kneeboard, or wakeskate<p>
Revolution Cable Park’s five-tower Ski Rixen model cable system sends seven wakeboarders or similar watersport athletes skimming across aquatic surfaces during exhilarating two- or four-hour sessions. After strapping on life jackets and helmets, participants select their preferred riding instruments, such as a wakeboard, water skis, or a waxed manatee, and grip a ski rope fastened to the overhead cable’s seven carriers. Once activated, the rotating cable tugs riders around the 20-acre park at a consistent speed around 19 miles per hour, zipping counterclockwise through an aqua park full of ideal shredding surfaces, sliders, and kicker ramps that run alongside pristine wetlands.
Motorized entirely by electricity, the Ski Roxen model’s absence of gasoline generates smooth jaunts that lack the engine clatter and risk of kraken awakenings common when riding behind speedboats. The system also infuses 5 tons of oxygen each year into Revolution Cable Park’s lake water, benefiting surrounding fish and plant life.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Must be 18 or older, accompanied by an adult, or have notarized waiver. Must sign waiver. Hours are non-transferable. Subject to weather. Beginner equipment can not be used off the obstacles. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.