What You'll Get
In the Dark Ages, there was no oil, which explains early automobiles' 6,000-mile lifespan. Keep your car alive with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get an oil change, lube, and complimentary multipoint inspection at Richard Chevrolet in Cheshire (a $40.95 value).
Richard Chevrolet’s factory-trained technicians care for vehicles of all makes and models. Essential for keeping engines from fusing into a solid, cherry-red block of metal, the half-hour procedure drains away the old, impurity-laden oil and extracts the nefariously filthy used filter. Following installation of a new oil filter, technicians infuse the engine with up to five quarts of standard, diplomatic lubricant, keeping internal engine parts from wearing each other out with friction and constant bickering. Additional charges apply for additional quarts and synthetic oil. A complimentary multipoint inspection helps keep cars up to code and includes a top-off for any of the various system fluids running low, a lubing of hinges, chassis, and suspension, and a Hot Wheels lollipop for vehicles that behaved themselves during service.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 5, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid toward previous services. Additional charge applies for more than 5 quarts of oil or for synthetic oil. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.