According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's Groupon: $30 for five "The Works" washes at Richie's Express Carwash in Parker (a $60 total value).
The five Works washes ($12 each) pamper autos via a more-than-100-foot-long tunnel and the tender care most people reserve for friends, pets, and lonely mail carriers. Vehicles get a thorough exterior power and soft-cloth wash that scrubs the bugs off the grill and outsides, gets the grime off the wheels with Wheel Brite, applies rust inhibitor, rubs the muck off the underbody, and dries it all hands-free via fan. The complimentary vacuuming vacuums up car debris and globs of peanut butter embedded in the carpet before Richie's detail devotees slather rides with a thick, clear coat until they gleam brighter than burning barrels of peanut butter. If your car doesn't emerge clean and shiny, Richie's will rewash it until it does.
Due to the sizing restrictions of the tunnel, Richie's cannot accept full-size vans, duelies, Hummers, or trucks with oversized racks. Pick-up-truck beds must be clean before washing. This Groupon is only redeemable at Richie's Parker location.
Reviews
Three Yelpers give Richie's Express Carwash 4.5 stars, and a lone Yahoo! Local gives it a perfect five:
- First express carwash that gets your car clean and dry. Stay in your car which makes the wash fast, less than 4-5 minutes. Car is dried with powerful hot blowers so nobody touches your car. Great experience. – Yahoo! Local user
- Just and [sic] update that I still love these guys and they always do a great job with a smile on their faces. – James H., Yelp
Richie's Express Carwash
At Richie's Express Carwash, cars roll through an automated tunnel where a cutting-edge computer system hones in on each vehicle's dirtiest spots. Soapy soft cloths clean vehicles and then a special eight solutions cleans exteriors, before suds are blasted away with high-pressure clean water. At the end of each session—which takes about four minutes—cars travel through a drying tunnel whimsically decorated with stuffed animals. There, a system of 15 high-velocity fans brings exteriors to a spot-free shine. Drivers can blow raspberries at their newly cleaned rides from the viewing station before sprucing up interiors at complimentary self-serve vacuum stations.