What You'll Get
Caring for your body is a task that knows no end, much like counting all the stars in the night sky or shaving the Great Sphinx of Giza. Attend to your anatomy and protect your health with today’s Groupon to Richmond Hill Natural Therapies. Choose between the following options:
- For $36, you get one colon hydrotherapy session (a $75 value).
- For $109, you get three colon hydrotherapy sessions (a $225 value).<p>
The certified colon hydrotherapists at Richmond Hill Natural Therapies flush out intestines with purified water in an attempt to speed up the body’s natural healing process and treat chronic conditions. During 60-minute hydrotherapy sessions, an expert body plumber inserts a disposable proctoscope two inches into the large intestine and then feeds in warm water in an attempt to expunge impurities, toxins, and graffiti left by swallowed crayons. Diligent fingers massage the abdomen with therapeutic aromatherapy oils throughout the treatment to foster enhanced digestion. Clear viewing tubes display the flushed out debris as clients relax surrounded by calming music and tropical plants during a process said to be both odourless and painless. Richmond Hill Natural Therapies recommends an initial series of four to eight sessions to help ensure bowel health more effectively than a bench pressing a create of spinach.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 16, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Spa Namaste at Richmond Hill Natural Therapies
At Spa Namaste at Richmond Hill Natural Therapies, the scent of aromatherapy oils wafts through the air in and around tropical plants and fireplaces, all arranged according to the principles of feng shui. This design is intended to create a relaxing and positive environment for clients. As music plays, the team of massage therapists, chiropractors, and naturopathic doctors steps in to help clients feel at ease during services that range from organic facials to acupuncture and nutritional counseling. Massage therapies include lomi hawaiian-temple bodywork, which utilizes long, flowing strokes, and Thai massage, a therapy that combines yoga and Ayurveda. Other treatments include craniosacral therapy, which aims to improve how the central nervous system functions, ensuring that humans don’t try to eat with their ears or hear with their mouths.