Flowers are our planet's way of reassuring people and animals that no matter how many winters the earth endures, it still has the virility to grow its own hair. Today's Groupon lets you comb the planet's beautiful floral tresses: for $15, you get $30 worth of freshly cut flower arrangements and poinsettias at Ridge Greenhouse and Florist in Oak Ridge.

The amicable blossom experts at family-owned-and-operated Ridge Greenhouse and Florist tenderly cultivate vibrant spreads of holiday flora in the loving confines of their own ultramodern greenhouse. Freshly cut stems band together to form custom bouquets and centerpieces ($25+), pairing blossoms from New Zealand and Holland with their own homegrown greenery. The flora stylists personalize every arrangement, happily plying their artistic know-how to craft one-of-a-kind spreads customized to each customer’s personal preferences. Traditional red poinsettias preside over their kaleidoscopic brethren, a variegated array that fetch retinas with a spotted mix of pink, red, and white hues ($3.98 for a 4.5” pot, $35 for a 10.5” pot). Florists can also custom dress poinsettias with decorative baskets to fashion ideal gifts for hunky horticulturalists and sad-eyed garden gnomes ($100–$200).