Though fake vampire fangs were originally designed to conceal uncleanly teeth, their waxy composition rendered them useless for chewing anything but dough balls dipped in water. Properly protect pointy chompers with today’s Groupon: for $149, you get a Zoom! whitening treatment at Right Dental Group's locations in Antelope, Citrus Heights, Elk Grove, and Sacramento (a $570 value).
With hundreds of locations across the country, Right Dental Group represents a collection of oral-health-care professionals who deliver a variety of quality dental services. The collective places an emphasis on relationship building—meaning patients can confess their most egregious toffee-apple trespasses while receiving a teeth scrubbing delivered with precision and understanding. Each of the dentists is prescreened for a consistent record of excellence and the ability to efficiently locate a cavity in a toothstack. Performed in-office, Zoom! whitening treatments immediately illuminate incisors, brightening teeth an average of eight shades. After brushing on the light-activated gel, technicians set smiles beneath a specially designed Zoom! light that transforms the mild-mannered tincture into a stain-busting vigilante. The 45-minute treatment delivers near-instantaneous results with little sensitivity and less hassle than making lollipop sacrifices to the Tooth Fairy.