Neglected cars try to escape their owners by parking in tow zones or running away from their garages to join the demolition derby. Keep custody of your car with today's Groupon: for $13, you get three self-serve Grande car washes at Rio Car Wash (a $27 value). Choose between the following locations: Midlothian and Richmond.
Rio Car Wash's self-serve facility treats bedraggled buggies to a quick three- to five-minute soft-cloth bath. The scratch-less wash includes rain repellent, foam polish, and a clear-coat sealant to keep colors from fading into dust-coated dreams, as well as an undercarriage wash to chip off all the grime, sludge, and CB radio slang picked up from the road. Wheels and tires are treated to applications of rim cleaner and tire shine before car owners turn the free vacuum on interiors, removing loose debris and replacing it with surfaces clean enough to play Go Fish on or eat goldfish off of.