Though coveting thy neighbor's wife or underground sprinkler system is beyond the pale, longing for a mouthful of his cuisine is an understandable desire. Today's Groupon satisfies desires to eat from the table of our nation's neighbor: for $12, you get $25 worth of Tex-Mex cuisine and drinks at Rita's Tequila House and the adjoining restaurant, Rita's Fajitas.

Rita's chefs sate ravenous appetites with a menu of piquant Tex-Mex dishes and salve warm tongues with a cornucopia of more than 100 tequilas. Plow through one of Rita's fajita wraps, a flour tortilla envelope stuffed with a savory blend of hot caramelized onions and peppers and a choice of marinated mesquite-grilled meats including steak ($5.50) and chicken ($4.50). Rita's mexican pizza pairs pico de gallo with a variety of carnivorous delights on a circular tortilla crust ($11–$12) to successfully blend Latin and Italian flavors just like Leonardo da Vinci's secret hot sauce recipe. Romp through a variety of tacos ($4.50+) before peering into Rita's Tequila House's agave-soaked kaleidoscope of tequilas to wet whistles before a night on the town or lengthy prank calls to Bacchus.