What You'll Get
While a horse's teeth tell a trained eye everything about the animal, a human's teeth refuse to tell dentists anything without a lawyer present. Get to the root of the matter with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a dental exam (a $49 value), cleaning (a $79 value), x-rays (a $48 value), and take-home whitening kit (a $249 value) at River Bend Dental Group (a $425 total value).
At River Bend Dental Group, board-certified dentists Dr. Donald Eblen and Dr. Thomas Salmon Jr. and their tooth techs strive to improve the shine and width of grins. Examiners scrutinize each tooth for signs of disease or unpatriotic sentiments, then thoroughly cleanse cuspid surfaces of plaque, tartar, and the enamel doodles of less professional dentists. A set of commemorative x-rays preserve toothsome images for dentists' and grandchildren's perusal, then are used to create custom trays. At home, patients can continue improving smiles with a combination of the trays and NiteWhite bleaching gel.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 10, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older or have guardian consent. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.