A shiny car can blind potential carjackers just long enough to distract them while you steal their bikes. Seek revenge and make rides sparkle with today's Groupon to River City Car Wash in West Sacramento. Choose between the following options:
- For $5, you get an ultimate car wash (a $10 value).
- For $62, you get the complete detail service (a $125 value).
River City's fully automated conveyor car wash coaxes coaches out of their mud-daubed cocoons with energy-conserving cleaning services. On entering the 140-foot tunnel for an ultimate car wash, wheeled steeds are hitched on to the conveyor belt by crew members who render them spotless in less than five minutes using Blue Coral detergents. A soft-foam bath unmucks exteriors, and an online wheel cleaning flushes hard-to-reach brake dust, road grime, and speedy Olympic–hopeful hamsters from wheel wells. Triple-foam conditioner engulfs carriages to enhance shine before a coat of Rain-X windshield-treatment formula is used to help to prevent water residue for better visibility. After a spot-free rinse and glossy tire dressing, customers may wield complimentary vacuums to purge interior floor mats and carpets of tracked-in dirt and any resulting cabbage patches.
Car caregivers seeking a more intensive scrub-down can opt for the complete detail service. In the course of two hours, a crew of fine-tooth-combers thoroughly shampoos carpets, mats, and seats and applies Blue Coral express hand wax to lend a lustrous finish and disguise sweet-16 surprise cars as birthday candles. Clients drive off the lot with a clear conscience knowing that the green-minded River City Car Wash recycles most of its water and diverts the excess to a sewer-treatment plant prior to reintroduction into the water system.