What You'll Get
Athletes prefer artificial turf because it roots their game in something that isn't real, thereby giving them the power to pull off logically impossible moves and score more points than the rules allow. Fake out your foes on fake grass with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get $75 toward fitness classes or membership to a lacrosse, field-hockey, or soccer league at River City Sports Arena.
Lined for lacrosse, field hockey, and soccer, RCSA provides a rain-free haven for field-sport leagues and fitness adventures. Grab your netted ball flinger and join one of the several levels of lacrosse league play. Adult varsity combines high-school and adult players craving experienced competition, and the men’s adult beginner lacrosse league ($100/player) creates a fun-filled starting point for net-wielding newbies. Field-hockey leagues provide the ice-phobic with a slip-free venue for slap-shot practice. In keeping with the complicated philosophy of soccer, the coaches at soccer school ($75/player for six weeks) design helpful drill programs and scream quotes from Either/Or while you practice corner kicks.
Fulfill your semiconscious dream to work up a sweat in a giant green sea with fitness sessions ($75 for six classes) every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. If league play leaves more to be desired, RCSA offers clinics and camps, as well as private instruction, for upper- and elite-level athletes. As the turf Zamboni busily buffs the arena, catch your breath while browsing the Soccer Premier pro shop or refuel at the fully loaded Cross Bar snack center.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Registration required. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.