Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—while extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today’s Groupon to Rivi Salon & Boutique abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate. Choose between the following options:
- For $12, you get an underarm wax (up to a $25 value).
- For $18, you get a bikini wax (up to a $45 value).
- For $25, you get a Brazilian wax (up to a $75 value).</p>
Rivi Salon & Boutique’s skilled aestheticians evict strand squatters from their dermal domiciles using Dermalogica techniques to minimize discomfort and ensure quality hair removal. During the 20- to 45-minute waxing treatments, patrons recline inside a private room as professionals de-hair underarms or tighten lower body perimeters by eradicating stray bristles with a bikini wax. Alternately, a Brazilian wax comprehensively clears the entire area, extricating hair from the bikini zone’s nethermost nooks to leave skin as smooth as a zambonied basketball court.